bend a corner

To provide transportation for: to drive by and pick up.

Yo Dave -- can ya bend that corner for me, dogg?

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DTB

Ditch That Bitch!!!!!!!!!
AKA: Dump That Bitch!

Once I told my friend to "DTB!" and I think the girl actually caught on to what that stood for. My bad Li....faak you!

"You gotta DTB! She's a total snob!"

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the massey

the massey is a solitary critter. he can be found in damp and moldy basements, under lumber piles, and occaisionally in the restrooms of some mexican restaurants. he has been known to consume veggie pizzas, dog food, and, in rare sightings, kittens. the massey is believed to be a distant cousin of both the sloth and the mexican jumping bean. if you see the massey, do not approach it, for the massey is best viewed from afar. the massey also randomly explodes into fits of rage therefore it is imperative for massey-watchers to keep their distance. the massey is often confused with surly elderly, bed-ridden males of the homo sapien species.

Did you see the massey feasting on those kittens?

Yeah, he sneaks up on them easily because he camoflagues himself as a pile of sweatpants and velcro shoes.

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Hoobastank

A single spike of hair in the center of someones head with the rest of the head shaved. Similar to liberty spikes (a type of mohalk) but with only one spike in the middle.

Looks similar to a con head hair stlye.

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double shot

a radio station term for when two songs by the same singer/band are played in row.

"...coming up, a double shot by the Thunder From Down Under (AC/DC)...don't touch that dial!"

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squirreled

New Zealand slang for getting fucked (sexually).

Last night Robbie picked up Melani at a night club and took her back to his place where he squirreled her all night long.

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toothbrush sex

When a toothbrush is forcefully shoved up your rectum. You like the feel so you start to bounce up and down.

The bristly end is inserted up the anus.

Robbie has toothbrush sex every night.

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