jelqob

the lord of funny

the king of funny

the omnipotent funny

you are so funny, jelqob must have blessed you

toms

1. plural of tom; a group of tom
2. person with innate ability to make people laugh, may or may not be a femboy, catboy, libtard cuck, etc. Is often found with food.

Person 1: Woah is that tom hanks, tom cruise, tom holland, and tom hiddleston?

Person 2: Yes, but also no, that is a toms

juoulian

1. A funny way to spell Julian
2. What to call someone who believes they are straight, regardless of the overwhelming evidence against the fact. Can often be found simping over polish woman who has made it clear the feeling is not mutual, either that or ruthlessly verbally abusing said woman. Is either the loudest person by far, or the quietest person by far, no in between.

Synonymous with homosexual

Person 1: Yo didn't you say you weren't gay?
Juoulian: yea? so?
Person 1: You have sent pictures of you nipples for several days in a row, you're such a juoulian

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