Bridge the gap

When your partner's vagina or anus is so loose you have to insert a fleshlight before intercourse.

My Tinder date was fine as hell, but I had to bridge the gap to feel anything.

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Doodoo zombie

When a person is so black he/she looks like a turd & so ugly he/she looks like a zombie.

Bruh! You seen that dude? He look like a doodoo zombie!