cucumber

used as a perverted currency in exchange for certain oral pleasures

Simon did it for a cuke sandwich

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will's mum

MILF who everyone has shagged bandy across the bedroom floor.

I shagged will's mum bandy across the bedroom floor and then she sucked my penis hard and then the end went purple and a big green vein started to stick out of my penis so she licked the daddy juice off the end and caressed her breasts.

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base

Another word describing a moron with freakin' special needs.

e.g. Your all a bunch of freakin' bases.You spackas! You bunch of bloody morons!BASES!!!!

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scredgie

when ones underwear rides up into one's crotch area causing excrutiating pain. A cross between a wedgie and the word scrotum. Also used as a derogatory term describing a pain in the balls

e.g. Sam Bruce is a scredgie