land barracuda

A nasty, ugly, and usually old thing who hangs out in bars (especially gay bars) ready to pounce on hot, young patrons. As merciless & fast in their approach as real barracudas are in their feeding.

See that land barracuda over there? Stay away.

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donkey choppers

Someone with really big teeth.

Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.

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Boob Sucker

An overly sensitive male, aged puberty and up. Easy to frighten, prone to crying too much. Too wimpy to be picked on.

That boob sucker is so afraid of thunderstoms, he crawls into his parents' bed.

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donkey

A big swinging dick. Sourced from "hung like a donkey" or "donkey dick."

My friend Karen loves donkey!

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Dago Santa

An Italian drug dealer who parties with his clients. Dago reference is pretty obvious. The Santa reference is because everybody comes scampering around like kids to Santa Claus.

We had a great time once Dago Santa showed up.

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puss bulge

Someone who is intent on giving you a hard time. About as pleasant as a lump on a twat.

The lady at the DMV was being a real puss bulge about the form I had to fill out.

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gestapo

1. (n) An overzealous or snooping boy/girlfriend.

2. (v) To constantly look over someone's shoulder or give the third degree.

3. The act of snooping/giving the 3rd degree.

1. I caught Gestapo reading through my emails.

2. I would have gone out last night, but I didn't want to be gestapo'd by my girlfriend.

3. My girlfriend pulled full gestapo on me about last night.

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