Lil will

Another name for the one dollar bill.

Sorry, I only have Lil wills.

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Prehistoric Text

Refers to an old Text message.

Thats one Prehistoric Text message.

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Mind jotting

Thinking!
Going over a list in ones mind!
Trying to remember something.
contemplating.

Sorry if I wasn't listening, I was mind jotting again.
Lately I've been mind jotting over all the things I have to do.

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Couch guarding

To be forced to sleep on the couch.

An old technique used by married couples as a means of punishment.

Me and my wife had a fight,so tonight I'm couch Guarding.

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Black meal

The act of burning food.
Over cooking a meal.

My wife cooked us another one of her famous black meals again.

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Mc Burn

Someone who burns them self on McDonalds Coffee.

I got a Mc burn today from drinking McDonalds Coffee.

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Body Tag

A Tattoo.
Body art.

I'm thinking about getting a body tag.

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