Dorf

A label applied to people who act quite similarly. They do things such as using the words "bro" and "fuck" profusely, and it is not uncommon for them to use each word 3 to 4 times in a sentence. Dorfs are considered to be very reckless and DGAF (don't give a fuck) about anything. They have no sense of manners or shame, as they burp, sneeze, fart, and cough as loud as possible. Dorfs commonly drive, or at least fantasize about over-sized pick-up trucks, to compensate for their relatively small genitals. Although Dorfs do not have a specific wardrobe or clothing style, they have distinctive grooming habits. Facial hair is either trimmed to sideburns or a goatee, or a strange corroboration of both. Personal hygiene is highly neglected amongst Dorfs, so extensive amounts of deodorants and body sprays are applied on a daily basis. Dorfs also have a distinctive "vomit" breath, which is a result of not brushing teeth, excessive drinking, and burping.

Micheal smells so bad, and he thinks he's really cool, but he's just an average Dorf.

I saw this Dorf the other day, and he almost hit me with his giant truck.

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