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A Volvo station wagon from the 100, 200, 700 or 900 Series.
Sven drove his Swedish brick to IKEA, picked up a new bed and listened to ABBA on the way home
1. Random Breath Test. A procedure used by police officers to identify motorists who are driving under the influence of alcohol.
2. Random Brake Test. A defense mechanism against tailgaters, whereby the driver being tailgated applies a small amount of pressure to the brake pedal to trigger the brake lights without slowing down their vehicle.
1. Stevo lost his licence when he got done for drink driving by an RBT
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2. "There's some cunt in a Ranger right up my clacker even though there's like six cars ahead of me and they're all doing the fucken speed limit. Better give old mate the RBT."
A polite way of calling someone a shithead, a fuckhead, a fuckwit or a fucktard. Portmanteau of fuck and caca.
Nobody likes Chris, as he is an absolute fucaca.
Alternative name for Passat; a mid-sized family sedan made by Volkswagen.
Motorist: "This is the fifth time this year my car has stopped running!"
Mechanic: "I told you shouldn't have bought a Pisshat. Buy a Camry next time."
A river in the Australian outback, located somewhere between the Back of Bourke and the Black Stump.
I'm taking me new LandCruiser to Dingo Piss Creek on the long weekend.
Small-medium sized SUV made in South Korea by Daewoo from 2007 through 2019. Sold by GM under the Chevrolet and Holden brand names. Notorious for premature engine and transmission failures.
Me: "How's the wife's RAV4 going?"
Old mate: "Yeah nah ... she traded it in for a Craptiva. Now it's off the road with a stuffed engine and the Holden dealer wants $10k to fix it."
Me: "fkn Craptiva lol"
As any online discussion involving the word "monorail" progresses, the probability of it degenerating into a string of Simpsons references approaches 1.
Friend: "You should ride the Monorail when you go to Vegas"
Me: "I hear those things are awfully loud."
Friend: " It glides as softly as a cloud"
Me: "Lanley's Law strikes again!"