Vladimir

Slang term for toilet. Named after Russian warlord Vladimir Putin, whose surname sounds like 'poo tin' i.e. a place in which to place a poo.

"Had a really dodgy curry last night. I've spent all morning in the Vladimir."

och aye the fuckin noo

Friendly traditional Scottish greeting, often said shortly before a Glasgow kiss

Willie: "och aye the fuckin noo, Jock!"
Jock: *gives Willie a Glasgow kiss*

consent accident

A phrase used by rapists to gaslight their victims into believing they weren't raped.

"Why did you rape me, Elliot?"
"It wasn't 'rape'", it was a consent accident".

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consent accident

The act of forcing oneself onto a non-consenting party for the purposes of sexual gratification under the pretext that they did not understand that the non-consenting party's objections to said sexual contact.

HR: "Elliot, one of your colleagues claimed that you sexually assaulted them at the office Christmas party"
Elliot: "No Ma'am, it was a consent accident."

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Taliban taxi

Alternate name for the Toyota Hilux, a small pick-up truck made by Toyota that enjoys great popularity among terrorists and other insurgent groups. Most famously associated with ISIS and the Taliban.

"Ay Bruce, you still got that Hilux?"
"Yeah mate... them old Taliban taxis are bombproof!"