butt scab

A buttscab is the crispy little wafer of feces that clings to the anus of a cat. Sometimes these tasty little treats can be found on the ground in the shape of a brown cnowflake. Each one is unique but they're hard to find because cats are idiots and love eating their own shit.

LOL I just put a butt scab in your can of pringles.

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That butt scab dangling off your siamese's butthole looks mighty delicious!

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