Morgy

An adopted person of Latin origin, (usually Colombian), who is raised Anglo-American, (most notably Italian-Irish), and subsequently develops absolutely no understanding of any languages widely associated with Latin people, i.e. Italian, Spanish, Portuguese, etc, but instead develops a thick, baritone Boston accent, which spawns from years of adolescent life in Woburn, Massachusetts, U.S.A.

Although genuinely loyal, ethical, and generous amongst family, friends, and business cronies, these types are ingenuously miserly, scheming, and treacherous amongst enemies, competition, and those not of relation; furthermore, excelling in careers that value an unscrupulous nature, such as law, politics, or salesmanship.

Commonly trapped into loveless relationships involving a stupid dog and a house in Lutz, morgies are often mistaken as thugs, ruffians, or gangsters due to their deep, distinct, insidious laughs, chronic blunt smoking, and wardrobe, consisting entirely of Boston Red sox hats and polo shirts worn un-tucked above a pair of slacks and Italian leather shoes.

Half-stoned, sporting a brand-new polo shirt, un-tucked, with matching blue Bo-Sox cap, slacks and Italian leather shoes, the confident salesman inadvertently pulled a morgy, sharply turning his motives from closing the deal to one of vengeful retaliation, generated from a question his client asked of him in a foreign tongue “¿Es usted un gángster?”

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Sister Sarah

An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish female who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the male counterpart of this definition, please see “Brother Ishmael”.

The woman certainly played the part, she had the yamika and began speaking yiddish. Some say "if it walks like a duck and it talks like a duck, then" you know. But still I just couldn't shake the feeling that this social climber was a Sister Sarah, an imposter.

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reginer

(rç-jç-ner)

A physically attractive Eastern European adult female commonly of Polish decent, characterized by her sudden emotional outbursts, chronic prescription drug use, and strong predilection for electronic dance music.

Generally recognized for harboring daddy issues resulting in a fear of failure, college postponement, and a deep enthusiasm for child rearing, these women are known to be quite fond of shorter men and feel uneasy living more than 20 miles from their parents.

The Slovakian bombshell, with arms draped about her 5 foot 2 inch boyfriend, was up to her old tricks again, being an enormous reginer: downing handfuls of hydrocodone, shouting obscenities, awkwardly bumbling to the techno beat.

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Brother Ishmael

An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.

For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.

Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”

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Rainmaker

A person of such tremendous social influence they are able to set into motion the rippling effects of social and economic change directly through indirect means.

Commonly, these types employ their power through Machiavellian tactics and are regularly characterized by acute sociopathic tendencies.

Some examples of these types:
Political leaders -
Mayors
Royalty
Senators
Presidents
Governors
Mafia Dons
Civil Servants
Prime Ministers
EU Commissioners
Members of International Banking Families -
Rockefellers
Rothschilds
Morgans
Seligmans
CEOs, Directors, Chairmen, and Majority Shareholders of Major Corporations -
Banks
Media

Dave Rothschild is a Rainmaker.

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stupid Coletti

Physically Aryan according to Nazi German standards, these non-Jewish Caucasian American male imbeciles are easily excited and/or stupefied with alcoholic liquor and epitomize the archetypal unscrupulous salesman.

Frequently, these boozehounds, infatuated by speed through cars, boats, money and loose underage women, tend to become habitual driving offenders at relatively young ages and suffer from bouts of driver’s license suspension throughout their lifetimes.

Every now and again, by masquerading as competent businessmen, these types successfully lure ambitious, unsuspecting college graduates into unorganized incorporated partnerships ending in pecuniary loss.

“Looped and loaded, realizing his commercial dealings had failed, the stupid Coletti, inept businessman extraordinaire, decided to flee the country with aspirations of setting up a hedge fund in Costa Rica, only to have his ambitions thwarted, pulled over for speeding on the way to the airport.”

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douchey mcgillacutty

1) A person born north of the Mason-Dixon line, of inferior financial status. More commonly, these types suffer from severe beer consumption and sports addiction problems.

2) A person who attemps to date Big Brothers Big Sisters representatives via e-mail and sporting event ticket bribes.

sounds like: <doo-she, muh-gill-la-cutty>

The gentleman was definately being an incredible douchey mcgillacutty: he was indeed from Pennsylvania and had not a dime to his name, plus the only time he would put down his beer was when seducing the Big Brothers Big Sisters rep via computer keystroke.

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