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An irritable undersized adult American male with a napoleon complex and a conservative republican disposition, these individuals are commonly born in the Midwest, bred in the southeast, and characterized by their borderline-saintly devout Catholic Italian mothers, despicable, socially inept siblings, one or more weird misshaped little fingers, and a preternatural infatuation with female sodomy.
More times than not, these personalities will end up working for the family business due to a substandard education from a third-rate institution of higher learning, frequently earning insignificant bachelor degrees in majors such as Basket Weaving, Liberal Studies, or Interdisciplinary Social Science.
Furthermore, this category of person will regularly accumulate numerous aliases, one of which being “tripod,” stemming from the embodiment of two stubby legs and a largely disproportionate lower extremity. Due to this anomaly, wackies tend to marry up, literally as well as figuratively, habitually attracting taller, younger, better looking female counterparts.
One surefire way of differentiating between a regular, run of the mill, stunted human being, and a wacky, is by observing his relentless use of the idiom “tongue the balls”.
All of us knew full well that the pintsized ill-tempered republican pundit was being a gigantic wacky. We could see his tiny crooked pinky. We could sense his peewee frustrations. We could smell the resentment, which emanates from a person of inferior educational status and a shoddy FSU diploma. Plus, one of the females of the group, a much taller, younger, better looking corresponding person than he, touched his member, affirming what we had all known to be certain: this was indeed a wacky and he was most definitely being a tripod bastard.
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A hyper-ambitious sycophantic person commonly characterized by acute unscrupulous sociopathic behavior, largely considered a complement within certain circles of wops.
Everyone knew, throughout the land, that he was truely a scumbag harboring such Machiavellian principles.
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A physically attractive Eastern European adult female commonly of Polish decent, characterized by her sudden emotional outbursts, chronic prescription drug use, and strong predilection for electronic dance music.
Generally recognized for harboring daddy issues resulting in a fear of failure, college postponement, and a deep enthusiasm for child rearing, these women are known to be quite fond of shorter men and feel uneasy living more than 20 miles from their parents.
The Slovakian bombshell, with arms draped about her 5 foot 2 inch boyfriend, was up to her old tricks again, being an enormous reginer: downing handfuls of hydrocodone, shouting obscenities, awkwardly bumbling to the techno beat.
An ethnically, as well as religiously, non-Jewish male who either converts to Judaism or immigrates to Israel in order to prosper socially, as well as economically, by way of social networking and unscrupulous political behavior.
For the female counterpart of this definition, please see “Sister Sarah”.
Rob the Wop: “I did it.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You did what?”
Rob the Wop: “I’m Jewish. I converted.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “Why on Earth would you do that?”
Rob the Wop: “In order to further the Zionist cause and gain influential business contacts.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So, do they just let anybody in?”
Rob the Wop: “Fuck no, dude. It’s a tedious process. I had to go in front of this council and prove I am righteous.”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “You think you’ll fit in?”
Rob the Wop: “Like a glove!”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “But your last name’s Piccirillo!”
Rob the Wop: “So?”
Douchey Mcgillacutty: “So you’re an obvious Brother Ishmael!”
1) To openly discuss and support social, political or religious ideologies, commonly considered left of the political spectrum within modern Western governments, in the company of persons universally known to harbor contradictory principles and philosophies.
2) When a man sleeps nude in another man's bed without the written or oral consent of said man.
Sounds like <bay-dee>
"By insulting the entire establishment of Republican voters, the ignorant gentleman seemed to have pulled a badey."
"After a night full of drink, the man stammered unknowingly into the other man's bed, nude, subsequently pulling a badey."
A state comprised of a Republican majority of voters.
Derived from red state; however, due to the onset of increasingly out-of-the-closet homosexual and pederastic Republican politicians, the color red fades to pink.
Thank you to Mark Foley for making Florida a pink state!