Philosophic Phallus Aggrandizement

In Argumentation, the act of constructing a line of reasoning unreasonably, its construction built on a foundation of subconscious bias, in order to give the appearance of making a point, for the sole purpose of exaggerating one’s metaphoric genitalia while systematically minimizing their opponent’s.

“Ah, but you overlook another possibility yourself, that of the unison of divinity and insanity. Perhaps the nature of the Infinite is such as to be unquantifiable by the precepts of order, and thus chaotic at heart?

Then again, perhaps other great minds have overlooked these possibilities because they were more concerned with a logical analysis of the questions themselves, and less concerned with philosophic phallus aggrandizement? (D. Amadeo, Email to R. Piccirillo 11/29/06)”

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rob the wop

A person commonly characterized by acute sycophantic hyper-ambition coupled with unscrupulous sociopathic behavior, above average intelligence, and an uncanny harboring of fundamental Italian nationalistic ideologies.

These types are most notable for their absurd caricature tattoos, superior grasp of the English language, and incessant use of the expression “scumbag.”

Judging by the gentleman’s unremitting exploitation of the idiom “You are a scumbag” and his borderline creepy belief in Italian superiority, one can deduce that this gentleman is being a tremendous rob the wop.

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wacky

An irritable undersized adult American male with a napoleon complex and a conservative republican disposition, these individuals are commonly born in the Midwest, bred in the southeast, and characterized by their borderline-saintly devout Catholic Italian mothers, despicable, socially inept siblings, one or more weird misshaped little fingers, and a preternatural infatuation with female sodomy.

More times than not, these personalities will end up working for the family business due to a substandard education from a third-rate institution of higher learning, frequently earning insignificant bachelor degrees in majors such as Basket Weaving, Liberal Studies, or Interdisciplinary Social Science.

Furthermore, this category of person will regularly accumulate numerous aliases, one of which being “tripod,” stemming from the embodiment of two stubby legs and a largely disproportionate lower extremity. Due to this anomaly, wackies tend to marry up, literally as well as figuratively, habitually attracting taller, younger, better looking female counterparts.

One surefire way of differentiating between a regular, run of the mill, stunted human being, and a wacky, is by observing his relentless use of the idiom “tongue the balls”.

All of us knew full well that the pintsized ill-tempered republican pundit was being a gigantic wacky. We could see his tiny crooked pinky. We could sense his peewee frustrations. We could smell the resentment, which emanates from a person of inferior educational status and a shoddy FSU diploma. Plus, one of the females of the group, a much taller, younger, better looking corresponding person than he, touched his member, affirming what we had all known to be certain: this was indeed a wacky and he was most definitely being a tripod bastard.

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scumbag

(skum'bãg')

A hyper-ambitious sycophantic person commonly characterized by acute unscrupulous sociopathic behavior, largely considered a complement within certain circles of wops.

Everyone knew, throughout the land, that he was truely a scumbag harboring such Machiavellian principles.

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badey

1) To openly discuss and support social, political or religious ideologies, commonly considered left of the political spectrum within modern Western governments, in the company of persons universally known to harbor contradictory principles and philosophies.

2) When a man sleeps nude in another man's bed without the written or oral consent of said man.

Sounds like <bay-dee>

"By insulting the entire establishment of Republican voters, the ignorant gentleman seemed to have pulled a badey."

"After a night full of drink, the man stammered unknowingly into the other man's bed, nude, subsequently pulling a badey."

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pink state

A state comprised of a Republican majority of voters.

Derived from red state; however, due to the onset of increasingly out-of-the-closet homosexual and pederastic Republican politicians, the color red fades to pink.

Thank you to Mark Foley for making Florida a pink state!

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