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One person is taking a shit, someone else comes in (really hungover) needing to vomit. The shitter spreads his or her legs and the vomiter hits the hole.
I just wanted to take a shit, but when Leah came in we had to soup and salad
When you have explosive diarrhea and it ricochets around the bowl and hits your nuts
I ate a lot of bacon and when I emptied my bowels I ended up with a spotted egg