hungry as a hostage

Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.

Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.

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May day

Back in the day all rental and lease agreements ended and started on the First of May in New York city. The sity was full of people moving in and out on the 1st of May.

We went to the store and it looked like May day!

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