letters

n. An old person's excuse for e-mail.

"Hunny, did you get my letters?"
"No G-ma, I've been checking my computer for weeks and they still haven't shown up. Maybe the server is down..."

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Nihowdy

Interjection.
Derived from Chinese for hello Nihao (你好) and the southern greeting Howdy!

Chinese Graduate Student at Texas A&M: "Nihowdy!"

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the Works

1) A combo of great face, ass, and titties on a woman, or in other words really hot in every aspect

2) Going all the way

3) Everything

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1) "Daaaamn she's pgot it going on!"

2) "Dude, I hooked up with this fox I met at the bar last night."
"How'd you do?"
"I got the works."

3) "I'd like a bacon cheeseburger with the works...
because I'm fat."

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Catch-22

see Catch-22

Catch-22

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n!

Internet slang for being excited about nothing! Or being excited for no reason! Typically a filler in a really terrible conversation.

Related to n.

Sarah(13:03): so.. yeah.
Ben(13:14): n!
Sarah(13:14): me2!

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fucking blazed

when you are so fucked up on mary j that you are so fucked up on mary j that you don't know what the fuck you're doing

1. "fuuuuuck yeah, man"
2. "dude"
4. "dude"
5. "I'm so fucking blazed, man"
6. "shit dude.
shit."

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text

An unfortunate side-effect to literacy.
Synonyms: words, letters, boring, funny sticky things, WTF?

Lamar: "I hate having to read all this text."
Joseph: "I just see lots of lines and scribbles."
Lamar: "I envy you."

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