mg

crazy haired guy called matt george

mg please refrain from sucking my penis

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birthing suite

A bathroom frequently used by your older brother.

Dude, I gotta make a delivery in the birthing suite.

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b.m.w.

1) black mans woman
2) black mans whip

1)dude 1:DAMN!!! ima get a peice of that!
dude 2:carful son!! , thats a bmw,you'll be sleepin wid the fishes by the end of he night if u dont pick your jaw of the floor!

2)u know dats a bmw, look at them moon-walker rims!

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Writers

Writers write, right?
Right.
Write.

If you write you are a writer.

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choke hold

The act of imagining choking the hell out of someone you despise. An expression of frustration at someone who just royally pissed you off.

That asshole just cut me off! Choke hold!!!

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penguin

Fat guy that was defeated by BatMan in the late 1950s.

Jimminy Wilikers! It's Penguin!

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wankface

A wanker a person who can't get any who is also ugly

Do you know what you are dave? i'll tell you what you are, YOU ARE A WANKFACE

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