Shrek

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek

shrekmon

A ship between shrek (god) and Kim Namjoon (leader of bts)
did I mention it’s canon?
If you don’t ship it your uncultured

I wank to shrekmon
Shrekmon makes me moist