Shitting 2kg

Basically when you haven’t shat in 5 days and you start pouring shit out of your asshole that is a never ending story of melted pistachio chocolate, the end.

Oi mate I’m shitting 2kg

Helmet Hodges

Helmet Hodges is the president of the light bulb committee. He/she is the hottest pep out there and being called helmet Hodges is the best thing anyone could say to you cause helmet Hodges is so cool ;)

Pep 1: *gives a swag walk*
Pep 2: * instantly falls in love and wants to be friends ;)*
Pep 2(again): “omg your like helmet Hodges”