Slutenkamen

Queen of the sluts. Applies mostly to a certain girl from New York.

I can't believe she did Coatsie and 2 of his 3 sons! What a Slutenkamen!

Shampoop

When you take a bottle of shampoo and stick it in your ass, squeeze as much of it into your rectum then blow it all over some bitches hair. Resulting in a mixture of shit, shampoo, and hair.

So you wanna come over and I'll give you a good ole fashioned Shampoop.

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Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

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smeaut

Noun: someone who is smeautiful.
A gorgeous thing encompassing the words sexy, amazing and beautiful (inside and out)

Stuart fiance an incredible person smeaut

Nostradamus

The 2nd greatest band in existence (my band)

Nostradamus fans walk out on concert after drunken fiasco

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mote

1. girl who hated me for dating adam smith

2. girl who loves screwing guys wearing yellow windpants.

3. isolation

1. What a Mote! why does she hate me??

2. girl #1: "check out those yellow pants"
girl #2: "ya i know, HOTT"
girl #1: "You're such a mote!"

3. lets go check out that reMOTE island

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Scatter-shat

The act of shitting on a massive and explosive scale. More projectile than actual terd. Also known as Dynamite-Buttlhole or C-4 Shit.

I am going to go up to Mrs. Jones' desk and scatter-shat in in her face.

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