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The excuse you give your parents when they ask you to study while you are relaxing.
Mom: Go fucking study for the test tomorrow!
Me: Donât worry Iâm studying on YouTube
Mom: Iâm so proud of my baby
When your electronic device freaks out or has a crazy software issue
Gamer 1: Bro, check this glitch out! Gamer 2: Dude, I tried it, and my Xbox went techshit
That bully that is so weak he canât get his tiny dick into a pussy, so he licks it instead.
Bully: Whatchu lookin at! Fuck off you fucking garbage can.
Me: Go fuck yourself you pussylicker!