hollister

1. A small podunk town in the California Bay Area where you can go four wheeling with a bunch of West Coast Rednecks and get stuck in the mud and NOT the sand! (i.e. It's nowhere NEAR the beach like the teen pandering A & F offshoot company wants East Coast Rednecks to believe!)

2. A Sub-brand of the Aberzombie & Bitch clothing company that every East Coast Redneck teen desires to wear so they can be "cool kids" and not risk being social outcasts because they don't look exactly like everyone else.

Dude 1: "Dude, check out my new Hollister shirt...50 bucks!"

Dude 2: "Dude, it looks just like mine!"

Dude 1: "Cool!"

Dude 2: "Cool!"

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