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When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.
Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.
A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.
My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.
You put a penis in a Whataburger and eat around the penis. Or eat the penis whatever you fancy.
Would you like to Whatasize your Whatapenis sir?
6π 3π
When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.
My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.
3π 2π
When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.
Try a mocha dick; itΓ’ΒΒll melt your dick.
2π 1π