Emancipator

Awesome electronic music producer from Virginia.

Emancipator escaped from the Underground Railroad Chain Gang in the 11th century. He invented the hot air balloon, with which he chartered the Amazon River. He invented wine.

Emancipator found the formula for the crystallization of ice during a quiet Japanese winter. He perfected the art of agriculture. He can climb trees faster than you.

Emancipator bleeds ambrosia. He discovered Iceland. He can breathe underwater.

Emancipator lives in a fortress made of moon rock. His presence attracts songbirds. He can recite all the digits of pi.

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Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Chicks, the Boondocks and Everybody hates Chris who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.

Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.

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Terry Crews

A large black man from the movie White Girls and The Boondocks who looks like the dude that would rape you if you dropped the soap in the jail. Coolest mothafucka alive.

Terry Crews played in the NFL and is now an Actor.

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Chiddy Bang

A fine example of what type of music should be mainstream as opposed to Soulja Boy, Lil Wayne etc.

Hip Hop group made up of Chiddy (rapper) and Xaphoon Jones (producer). Made 2 Solid Mixtapes "Air Swell" and The "Swelly Express" and are releasing their debut album "The Swelly Life" this September.

Chiddy Bang! And we're pretty much amazing!

Xaphoon you crazy!

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My face when

A meme on 4chan that lets you post what your face would look like in a specific situation. Usually posted in greentext with a picture of said face, like this.

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>mfw a eurofag called American Football smibbily wobbly ball near me

>my face when an American was fat near me

>my face when hitler was still alive

>my face when usa won the world cup

>my face when Soulja Boy is considered a musical artist near me

My visage, mfw, my countenance are acceptable as well

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House of flying niggers

When a whole bunch of niggers get into a fight and start throwing each other all over the place.

Based on the movie House of flying daggers

Guy 1: Damn Taequon just called Jamal a bitch ass nigga

Guy 2: Holy shit this place is about to become a house of flying niggers.

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Flintstoned

The state of being so high it feels like you're back in the stoned age.

Man im so fucked up right now nigga!

Yeah me too man, im flintstoned!

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