pain in the anus, usually obtained when recieving your first deep butt stab from a gay associate
Man your dad gave me a killer painus last night. You gotta tell him to chill on the hard core rucus rump pumping.
The dried up gizz cork in the end of your penis after mastubating or a sexuall encounter.
1. Man i was shooting two streams, one on your moms towel and the other one in the shitter tell my dick bisquit shot out.
To recieve a blumpie while traveling in a R.V.
Dude i got the best blumpamotive the other day when me and your mom went on a romantic drive.
recieving a blumpie while engaging in beastiality, i.e. getting a blumpie from a farm animal such as a sheep or pig
Man i cant believe i got that goat to give me a blumpieality last night
Having a race with a group of friends to see who can get a blumpie the fastest.
1. Dude I would of never won the blumpathon if your mom was'nt such a team player.
explosive diarrhea, to paint your shorts with a runny shit spray
Man that nasty bitch scatter sprayed my face last night when i was going down on the back door.
anal leakage resulting in a shit stain on your pants, common among old bastards and sluts with loose back doors.
1:Dude you need to talk to your mom about that stainus. 2: I can smell that stainus from over here.