Streamline Creamwash

The Streamline Creamwash is a sexual act performed typically 5-10 minutes after arousal, as it will require high amounts of energy and prep-time.

A third party and one person, typically the man, leaves the company of the other, or others and climbs onto a deceased horse strategically placed on the roof of a car. The third party then proceeds to full send the car towards the home or structure that the affirmentioned participant is in.

At this point, the person inside has already placed him/herself in a human sized balloon filled with cream. How you go about doing the last mentioned part varies on your physical capabilities and balloon size; (you can use any form of cream that you desire).

As the car approaches the house, the brakes are then slammed and the horse, and person riding should fly through the air at a perfect velocity to break the physical structure of the building.

Upon impact with the balloon on the other side, the balloon will burst releasing gallons of liquid into your living space, creating the perfect mood for your sexual relations to continue.

“I planned to sell my house, but my wife and I performed the streamline creamwash.

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