Shauna

When you and your buddies go to a bar and the bartender serves you whatever the fuck she wants! Bartender has attitude!

Guys: We need 5 different shots ASAP
Bartender: You will all get one type of shot! I don’t have time to make 5 different ones!
Guys: we’ve just been served a Shauna!

5👍 8👎

Ellet

A guy who likes to organize events, but is always the first one to leave.

Rock: Dave, Good idea on organizing this happy hour.
Dave: Thanks. I need to run.
Rock: WTF??? You only had one.
Dave: “No response” (On the cell with the wife)
Andrew: This guy just pulled an Ellet.
Rock: Yep.

17👍 27👎