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The day the original Mega Man game released.
George: I dunno what to do now on December 17, it's a pretty uneventful day.
Samson: Did you know that Mega Man 1 came out on this day?
George: Oh? I know what I'm doing today.
The act of getting kicked in the dick repeatedly until it bleeds by Gordon Ramsay after you fail to cook his perfect risotto on Hell's Kitchen.
Can also apply if Gordon Ramsay chooses to put ketchup on a meal.
Gordon Ramsay: I will NOT serve this disgusting pile of rat shit on a plate to the customers you fucking DONKEY!!
Chef: I-im sorry gordon, please stop giving me a Red Ramsay, it hurts...
When you read a manga, get to a page that has a girl with giant tits, and you cum all over the pages and they stick together.
That guy just turned Fairy Tail into a CuManga. If only he had better taste in series.
When you go to Barnes & Noble to buy a book but you notice it has tits on the cover and you're too embarrassed to buy it.
I saw some porn at Barnes & Noble, but I walked out of Barnes & Noballs afterwards.
A manga-turned-anime romance series about a tutor named Fuutarou who has to teach five sisters in order to support his poor family.
These sisters of the Nakano family, Miku, Itsuki, Nino, Yotsuba, and Ichika all prove to be quite difficult.
I love the Quintessential Quintuplets. Miku is the best girl.
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A big brain smartass who gets an A+ on every test he ever does.
Maruo: So you will teach my daughters
Fuutarou Uesugi: God dammit
The youngest sister in the Quintessential Quintuplets. She is known for having an obsession with eating, and being conscious of her weight. She is often meme'd eating burgers.
Jason: Itsuki Nakano is pretty cute, I wonder if all that food makes her butt bigger.
Haruba Negi: I'm sure you wonder.