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The dance move that slave owners in the 1800s performed
Master John: Watch me whip watch me enslave now watch me whip whip watch me enslave
Slave: Sorry master I will pick the cotton now
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When someone gets raped, but the rapist is simultaneously eating a Baconator from Wendy's.
That raponator better get locked up for what he did!
The act of getting a command spell tattooed on your penis then casting a level 69 hardening curse on it until your balls split into swords and you fuck every girl around you senseless.
Shirou: I am the bone of my sword.
Gilgamesh: That mongrel is going to give those women Sloppy Shirous!
What you call the greatest group of assholes on the planet Earth who do nothing but play videogames and attack League of Legends players.
Man I want to join the Squach.
A YouTuber who is known for his Johnny Vs. series, where he thoroughly explores games and reviews them. These reviews are often done in marathon format, where he tackles an entire series in one long streak. For example, Johnny has done Kirby, Mother, Sonic, Mario, Mega Man, Metal Gear, and Indie marathons among others.
He also has side channels, known as SGBLikesToPlay and BrainScratchCommentaries.
Elliot Ortiz: I am the brother of SomeCallMeJohnny.
Johnny Ortiz: I am the brother of Creepy Elliot.
A panicked reaction to the outbreak of Coronavirus. Apparently above all ass, wiping your ass is the first thing that comes to mind.
Those fuckers are toilet paper hoarding. Of all things...
When a girl's vagina acts mysteriously like a machine. Symptoms include the pussy clamping down like a stapler, buzzing when not refilled, and ejecting your penis if it cannot read it.
I almost got some last night, but that robogina was too freaky for me.