Lonzerotti's Rat

A legendary rat the size of a small dog that lives in the basement of the Italian restaurant Lonzeratti's.

I think my manicotti is stuffed with the Lonzerotti's Rat's poop.

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Ayatollah Soy Latte

Jack Dorcy,

Founder of Twitter

Q . "What's up with Jack Dorcys new Osama Bin Laden style look?"
A. "Oh, right, you mean Ayatollah Soy Latte?
I think he's is trying to curry favor with BIG Twitter shareholder,

Saudi Prince Alwaleed Bin Talal ."

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Sluth

A slutty sloth that has sex with all the male sloths in the area.

That sluth is so loose she "gets around" faster than she gets around.

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Dick Chuck

When a girl deep throats your weiner, gags, then barfs all over you, your dick, and everything else.

A week after the Dick Chuck I was still trying the get the stains out of the carpet and my weiner.

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Gain of function

Is a phrase in Military diplomatic doublespeak meaning "Weaponization".

After watching Dr Fouci and others discussing the issue of "Gain of function research" for some time now, you should realize that -

Gain of function means Weaponization.
In the same way as "doing collateral damage" means "Killing innocent civilians" in diplomatic military language.