Sigma Male

Obnoxious, pretentious, self-aggrandizing zoomer nonsense where they think they need to be alphas to alphas.

Sigma males consider themselves to be loners, but in actuality, it's the simple fact that nobody likes them or wants to deal with them.

(See also: putz)

The Sigma Male never wipes after using the bathroom. The sigma male knows his time is limited and important, so every second counts. The 30 seconds it takes to wipe means he gets that much less work done. The Sigma is unfazed by an itchy buttcrack, but if he must scratch, he will dig in without care for what others think.