50/20

A person of the opposite sex who looks good at about 50 feet away, but looks like a steaming pile of crap at 20 feet. Frequently embarassing one in front of their friends.

(50 feet away) Bob: Dude check out that chick.
(20 feet away)Dave: Where, you mean that butterface?
Bob: uhhh, no no, that one behind her to the left.
Dave: Hey, that's my sister! You eyed a 50/20 didn't you?

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