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My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night
4π 8π
making beautiful,meaningful love to oneself.Or wanking into a dirty sock.Whatever...
I had the greatest time last night going out on a date with myself!By the end of the night I had my pants pulled down and was having sweet Intracourse with yours truly!
12π 8π
she dumped out her poop purse on the glass coffee table I was laying under
8π 5π
another name for a chick's ass
she emptied her poop purse onto the glass coffee table I was under
3π 4π
a fat broad's untrimmed snatch
your mom loves to serve the postman her patented bloobhairy pie
12π 2π
Every time the mailman comes your Mom serves him a genorous slice of Bloobhairy pie
9π 3π
If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight
22π 9π