mayo

1. to ejaculate between the buttcheeks of a girl
2. a cumshot between the buttcheeks of a girl

My girlfriend let me coney her but wasn't too happy about me adding the mayo.

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tequila lake

a cumshot where you fill up a girl's navel with your cum

Last night I gave Nicky a tequila lake and Becky drank it out like a body shot.

monorail

for a girl to grind a guy who is laying down, esp. with his penis between her labia minora

I couldn't get her to let me inside, but she did take a ride on the monorail.

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bronco

for a girl to facesit a guy, pulling his face into her pussy and reaching back to yank his cock

I think I teased her too long last night. Once we got to my house she threw me on the ground and broncoed my face.

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mariachi

for a girl to give a guy a blow job while he fingers her clit

because Mariachi bands are famous for blowing trumpets and strumming guitars

Me and my girl had a mariachi band last night.
I strummed her cuntar while she blew my trumpet.

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silhouette

a form of subtle exhibitionism where a couple has sex so that their silhouettes can be seen on the curtains or in a tent

I was delivering a pizza last night and saw a couple silhouetting. That's why I got in a wreck and lost my job.

silhouette

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