big tipper

Having an exceedingly long and/or large penis.

Mr. Smith always needs to buy pants that are baggy in the front because he's an unusually big tipper.

Crapstone Creamsplat

When someone farts atop a cream based pie with such force that some of the cream actually splats up and out of the pie dish.

Another slow day so Ernie and I decided to work on our Crapstone Creamsplats.