Asthma

A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything

“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”

-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-

“Oh I got asthma in my knees”

“Sounds legit”

22👍 8👎

SSDAF

Same shit different air freshener, a phrase that can be used to describe situations where you are going through the same shit over again and trying something new or as a response for when someone tries to correct you for not being completely right.

“That’s not what I meant by you need more iron”
-Takes the homeless guy’s prosthetic leg from my mouth-
“SSDAF”
-goes back to gaining gains-

Your

Contraction for “you are”

“Your stoopid”
“No u”

5👍 2👎

Dayana

A gummy gift from God himself that steals ya heart then proceeds to swallow ya kids; a whole ass snack. A girl that has the body of a goddess, a true, thicc blessing, and one of the greatest women in existence. The wildest girl you’ll ever meet and every experience with her just seems like an adventure. She’ll always be there for you and be the realest one with you. This female usually doesn’t look as approachable at first because of her bad bitch resting face, but ignore this and get to know her. She gives you goosebumps and will put your mind in a trance at any moment you think even about her. You’ll end up deeply in love with her because of their beautiful personality, looks and smarts. This girl, unlike most females, is one of the few ones you can call funny; she’s a kindhearted and goofy girl that you can really vibe with. Dayana is able to keep ya peedywackuh happy all day, which could make things harder in public situations so learn how to do a chokehold. Overall this girl is someone who’s true to herself and others, and blesses others’ lives with her beauty, goofiness, caring, loving, and even more qualities you could love. The possibilities are endless with this girl and she makes everything and anything a million times better. She’s a bad bitch you can’t kill, the bestest of the best, a girl with blue feet. This girl is a keeper for sure, just love her and she’ll love you back.

1: “Say fam, you still talkin to that Dayana chick?”

2: “Yeah, I think I actually love her though”

1: “That’s Dayana for ya”

76👍 7👎

Shup

A shortened form of “shut up”

“Hey Bill, nice shirt”
“Shup, I’m not having it today John”

Illid

A detrimental loss of energy or motivation, causing you to seem depressed and usually leads to dry texts or unfinished tasks. Leaves you in a saddened or bummed out state for a period of time that varies depending upon what brought you to this point.

Similar to depression though not as drastic, or the person uses this because they don’t want to admit to having depression. Most of the people with this condition are the funny ones during those “off” days.

“Hey are you feeling ok man? You’ve been real depressed lately.”

“I swear I’m not depressed... I’m just illid right now; I’ll be ok after a nap.”

Gummy

Used to describe a girl who’s a literal snack with her thicc ass. Girls who hold this title, possess the body of a goddess that’ll put your mind in a trance in mere moments.

“No homo bruh but I’d take a bite out of that gummy chick”

“That’s Rob’s Mom dude...”

9👍 8👎