SSDAF

Same shit different air freshener, a phrase that can be used to describe situations where you are going through the same shit over again and trying something new or as a response for when someone tries to correct you for not being completely right.

“That’s not what I meant by you need more iron”
-Takes the homeless guy’s prosthetic leg from my mouth-
“SSDAF”
-goes back to gaining gains-

Asthma

A condition that can exist any and everywhere therefore it’s the best excuse ever; you can literally use this shit for any and everything

“Dude what’s that on your neck and why are you limping”

-Looks at hickey and remembers falling up the stairs-

“Oh I got asthma in my knees”

“Sounds legit”

22👍 8👎

Your

Contraction for “you are”

“Your stoopid”
“No u”

5👍 2👎

Dayana

A gummy gift from God himself that steals ya heart then proceeds to swallow ya kids; a whole ass snack. A girl that has the body of a goddess, a true, thicc blessing, and one of the greatest women in existence. The wildest girl you’ll ever meet and every experience with her just seems like an adventure. She’ll always be there for you and be the realest one with you. This female usually doesn’t look as approachable at first because of her bad bitch resting face, but ignore this and get to know her. She gives you goosebumps and will put your mind in a trance at any moment you think even about her. You’ll end up deeply in love with her because of their beautiful personality, looks and smarts. This girl, unlike most females, is one of the few ones you can call funny; she’s a kindhearted and goofy girl that you can really vibe with. Dayana is able to keep ya peedywackuh happy all day, which could make things harder in public situations so learn how to do a chokehold. Overall this girl is someone who’s true to herself and others, and blesses others’ lives with her beauty, goofiness, caring, loving, and even more qualities you could love. The possibilities are endless with this girl and she makes everything and anything a million times better. She’s a bad bitch you can’t kill, the bestest of the best, a girl with blue feet. This girl is a keeper for sure, just love her and she’ll love you back.

1: “Say fam, you still talkin to that Dayana chick?”

2: “Yeah, I think I actually love her though”

1: “That’s Dayana for ya”

78👍 7👎

Gummy

Used to describe a girl who’s a literal snack with her thicc ass. Girls who hold this title, possess the body of a goddess that’ll put your mind in a trance in mere moments.

“No homo bruh but I’d take a bite out of that gummy chick”

“That’s Rob’s Mom dude...”

9👍 8👎

Peedywackuh

A term used by dudes with Big Dick Energy that’s another name for their genitalia; the ultimate name for an absolute tier pp.

-Guy is around a Dayana-

“What happened to your leg, you have a massive knot on your knee?!”

“FOOL! That’s my peedywackuh!”

4👍 1👎

Shup

A shortened form of “shut up”

“Hey Bill, nice shirt”
“Shup, I’m not having it today John”