Pickled cabbage

Dreadlock man pubes that smell like Rigamortus.

Gotta scrub the men. Can’t have her smelling my pickled cabbage.

greezy

The slimy, sweaty, odorous state that men achieve after a weekend of partying and no showering. Can also refer to the breakfast one needs after such a weekend.

Man do I need a shower and a shave - i feel so greezy.

What I need right now is a nice greezy breakfast of eggs, toast, sausages, a side of toast and some black coffee.

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