minivan

A car that is rarely seen driven outside of the suburbs, or by nonwhite/nonasian families. NEVER seen driven by people who are single.

Look at those guys driving that minivan! And to think that this is NYC...

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Da Meat

Hot, Good-looking.

She's da meat.

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jinkies

Exclamation of surprise; Most commonly used by one Velma in the late '60s and early '70s.

Jinkies, that monster is just a guy in a disguise!

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Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

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Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

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overrated

1.) Generally thought of as better than it really is, often because of overexposure by the media.

2.) See Derek Jeter.

1.) Tiki Barber is overrated, just like Jake Plummer.

2.) Overrated-Man just made another error at Shortstop.

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sonic

Restaurant with some pretty good burgers.

Let's head down to Sonic to get some Super-Cool deals!

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