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garage sale

When people sell their old/used/worthless things on their front yard at bargain-basement prices. Called such because people often clear stuff out of their garage, put it on their front yard, and decide that instead of throwing it away, they may as well sell it.

If you add a "b" between the "r" and the second "a" in garage sale, you'll see what a garage sale really is.

by Rodney Basil December 22, 2003


sonic

Restaurant with some pretty good burgers.

Let's head down to Sonic to get some Super-Cool deals!

by Rodney Basil October 04, 2003


overrated

1.) Generally thought of as better than it really is, often because of overexposure by the media.

2.) See Derek Jeter.

1.) Tiki Barber is overrated, just like Jake Plummer.

2.) Overrated-Man just made another error at Shortstop.

by Rodney Basil October 24, 2003


Weapons of Math Instruction

Your basic tools for teaching math: Protractor, ruler, compass, etc.

They forced the man off the plane because he said he was carrying weapons of math instruction.

by Rodney Basil December 14, 2003


Simpsons Talker

One who believes they know about politics solely on the basis that they watch The Simpsons. However, when goaded into as discussion on politics, all they can usually do is recite quotes or jokes from The Simpsons.

The Simpsons Talker tried to convince me that Castro was a thief by citing the trillion-dollar bill episode, in which Castro stole a trillion-dollar bill from Mr. Burns.

by Rodney Basil April 22, 2004


Bonzi

Purple monkey who is downloaded on your computer, but as soon as you get him on your computer, you figure out he is totally useless.

Why am I saying "he"? Bonzi is an it. Bonzi isn't even a living thing! Apes are living things, but Bonzi is a simulated one. Thus, I should refer to Bonzi as "Bonzi" and nothing more.

by Rodney Basil December 15, 2003


Dr. Scholls

Maker of shoe insoles that will cause you to become "Gellin' like a felon".

There's no tellin' how much I'm gellin'.

Hey Helen! You gellin'?

I'm gellin' like a felon! Want some melon?

I'm like Magellan I'm so gellin'.

by Rodney Basil October 08, 2003