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1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.
2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.
1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.
2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.
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A course that must be taken in France along with foreign language.
Sac're bleu! My Surrender 101 teacher gave me a 6-page essay on the military successes of France! How do they expect me to pull that off?
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Document or text made to look as if it was signed/acknowledged by someone else.
The check was obviously a forgery, so I shoved it into the offender's mouth.
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The superlative dare; Can only be used to counter a double-dare.
Rodney: I dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!
Basil: Well, I double-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!
Rodney: Well, I triple-dog-dare you to watch C-Span for two consecutive hours!
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An exclamation of surprise, often uttered by those of Italian ethnicity.
Mamamia! That's-a one good pizza!
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Art with no defined meaning. Its purpose is to let the viewer interpret its meaning for him/herself. More often than not, abstract art is a collection of meaningless shapes and colors thrown onto a canvas. The intellectual art community, however, looks at this and calls the author a genius, promptly shelling out tons of money to buy a mess that could have been accidentally created by a two year old.
If you can't draw or paint but still want to earn millions of dollars as an artist, don't worry: Abstract art is for you!
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