lolful

To be full of lols

-Did you see the fail blog today?
-Yeah, the video of the boat fail was very lolful

loltamir

An abbreviation for "laugh out loud throw a midget in a river." Often used when rofl and lmao and lol get old. Also commonly used as antihumour, to make the reader seem like a complete noob.

-Did you see that video of a walrus doing sit ups?
-Yeah, loltamir.

-Loltamir
-What does that mean?
-Haha, noob.

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Balzheimer's

Having the affliction of saying you forgot something that was really your fault and blaming it on someone else.

From the Daily Show with Jon Stewart:

"Cheney, your complaining about your plan? Can you ever lose? No wonder you're ever wrong!... I think it's become very clear: Dick Cheney is now in full-blown stage four Balzheimer's."

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kill harmonic orchestra

A phase made by the game Perfect Dark Zero that the announcer says in deathmatch after the player does 30 kills in a row. It comes after killtacular and various others.

-I threw a tennis ball at him and got a headshot!
-That's a kill harmonic orchestra with 29 more freshmen!

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unlolful

A pun on the word unlawful, meaning that something is cruelly funny.

-Haha, that person got run over by a car!
-That's unlolful.