Boat Race

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to the front part of a person's head from the forehead to the chin, or the corresponding part in an animal.

She looked like a bulldog chewing wasp so I blew my baked beans all over her boat race.

Toffee Apple

A slang term used in the United Kingdom that refers to oral sex on the male reproductive organ.

Her stench trench smelled like canned kipper’s so I settled for a toffee apple.

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