Hampipe

A Piece of piping which contains slices of ham, which have usually been warmed up on a radiator. The most common use of a hampipe is to gain sexual pleasure.

"I'm just looking for Dicky"

"What would he be doing in there?"

"Looking for a Hampipe"

Guyday

The day that comes after Thursday and before Saturday.
As the name suggests, this is the day of the week when GUYS hang out and don't have to listen to their Girlfriends.

Girl: "Do you want to have some sex tonight?"

Boy "Cant't. Guyday"

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