celtic toe

A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.

"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."

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asian gang

Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.

"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."

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dick sitter

One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.

"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."

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cock length

A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.

'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."

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schlong

synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.

"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."

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squirt of piss

A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.

"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."

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sack of wet pennies

the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.

"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."

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