ATI

Acronym: Asexual Till Inebriated

The state of not finding members of any sex attractive unless mildly drunk/inebriated

Guy 1: Bro, do you think Emily's hot?
Guy 2: Nah, cuz, her nose is bigger than my future.
Guy 1: Why've you got to be such a cunt?
Guy 2: Sorry bro, I'm majorly ATI
Guy 1: oh... rad dude.

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Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.