prosticeute

The actors in the pharmaceutical commercials who prance around all smiling faced and happy while the voice over warns of the deadly side effects of that particular drug.

I enjoyed watching the prosticeute play tennis while incubating a brain tumor from the drug she takes for excessive flatulence.

cat boarding

The act of torturing confessions from prisoners by covering their faces with felines.

By cat boarding the Al Qaeda prisoners we were able to track down Bin Laden.