Phonaphobic

Fear of Talking on the Telephone.

You're not REALLY Phonaphobic...You just don't want to hear my endless trivial babble...Admit it!

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OctoHornarian

1.Horny Person,Aged 80-89.

2.Eight-Armed eager Sex-Toy.

3.Eight-Armed Sax Player.

Jumping on an OctoHornarian?..Hell no, I don't want to know What that means.

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Habitchuated

To become accustomed to a Bitch or a Bitchy situation.

Used to be I couldn't stand her, but I guess I'm becoming habitchuated.

y?$$

Why? Money.

Q. Why would anyone do THAT?
A. y?$$

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Limbites

Supporters of Rush Limbaugh.

Air pollution?..Mindless Blowhards?..Bite in the Ass?..Are we talking about Limbites here?

Hillaryistic

Insincere Offer, Grandiose Bullshit.

Sounds like a fantastic offer. Too bad it's bullshit. Completely Hillaryistic.