Travis

Travis is an impressive man of wit and brawn. He's a stud with the ladies and often is overcome by so many women wanting his enormous junk. He is a virtuoso at everything he does and is the proverbial anti-chris. Travis is the kryptonite of Chris and is the only hope the world has for defeating the mighty Chris. He battles with his powerful allies: Roger Federer, Taylor Lautner, Rafael Nadal, Michael Schumacher, Jeremy Clarkson, and the almighty Datsun 280Z. Travis can defeat Chris only with the power of the stock 1978 Datsun 280Z because it is poison to Chris, comparable to a silver bullet to a werewolf.

Holy fuck, I think that was just Travis and his counterparts coming from the great battle of Chris vs. Travis. He must have slain the beast and claimed his beautiful latina girlfriend for his own.

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