Bills

(V) To shit one's pants at the least opportune moment - similar to Scott Norwood's "Wide Right" in SuperBowl XXV, Leodis McKelvins' Monday Night Football fumble in Foxborough, the collective loss to Tommy Maddox and the Pittsburgh B-Team in week 17 of 2004, FRANK FUCKING WYCHECK, and the 2020 Post-Season Implosion featuring Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins.

1. I was at the funeral home, giving my condolences, when I Bills'd my pants, and had to leave.

2. Everything was clicking with Melania last night, until I Bills'd in my shorts.

3. I nailed the interview, and was on my way to being the youngest partner in firm history ... right up until I Bills'd in the senior VP's blouse.