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Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.
Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest
Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.
Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest
Someone who, while drinking, not only maintains a sense of decorum, but can still speak in complete sentences.
Despite drinking 17 shots of Jager, he was a total DrunkTommy and argued his way out of a public intoxication arrest.
Not allowing enough time for the penis to dry in between intercourse sessions results in an infection known as trench dick. It has virtually the same symptoms as trench foot, only in the groin region.
Sally i gots me trench dick so i cant fuck
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Someone who, even when drunk, is so polite that they apologize to inanimate objects despite it being his own fault.
Heรขยยs such a DrunkMikey, he dropped a bottle of maple syrup on his foot - said sorry to syrup.