Rohnert Park

In between the cities of Petaluma and Santa Rosa, people continuously say that Rohnert Park is probably the worst city in the entire world. Those people are indeed crazy! Rohnert Park is the best! Why? Because we have our amazing Safeway! Our totally cool Target! And of course... *drum roll please* a MOVIE THEATER! Rohnert Park rocks and I'm proud to live here!

Oh and beware! We have something equivalent to the Black Smoke in Lost, but we call it... THE SONOMA AROMA, baby! Don't mess with Rohnert Parkians!

Rohnert Park is kind of like a desert, but worse.

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