bergerking

(burr-gerk^eng) a mime of orgasm carried out by guys whose blood alcohol content prevents erection - never mind a bonafide spooge event - usually in the loo of a 24 hour fast food emporium, near dirty moist tile so that the charade can be completed with a rubbing of imaginary ejaculate fluid with toe of shoe.

*bergerking ho* a woman who pretends not to notice the mime in hopes of the bergerker purchasing them a chicken fillet sandwich meal and before driving them to the home of the guy they would much rather be with...

16:20 zB: MY LOVE IS LIKE TICKING CLOCK
16:20 zB: BERGERKER
16:20 zB: WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKING F***
16:20 zB: BERGERKER

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Change Darrens

To make a huge change or alteration and not address it in any way. Inspired by the 60's TV show "Bewitched", where the actor playing Darren was suddenly replaced without any explanation, Dick Sargent for Dick York.

"Dude, you showed up with that new girl after being married for 15 years; I had to keep a straight face despite the fact that you totally Changed Darrens!"

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